The Last Content Space Marine

IN THE EARLY 2000’S, THE VIDEOGAMING WORLD CHANGED.
FPS, RPG, ALL WERE IN UPHEAVAL...THE INDUSTRY
TRANSFORMED INTO A POISONOUS SCORCHED DESERT, KNOWN
AS "A PILE OF SHIT"

MILLIONS OF GAMERS PURCHASED FROM A FEW PUBLISHERS
ELITIST INSTITUTIONS WHERE ROVING BANDS OF NARCISSITIC KOTCK’S CREATED
TRASH THE GAMERS COULD NOT ENJOY. FUN
AS WE KNOW IT COLLAPSED.
FROM THE DECAY ROSE A NEW ORDER.
AN INDUSTRY RULED BY A NEW ELITE FORCE.....A FORCE
WITH THE POWER TO CREATE BOTH AMUSING AND
ORIGINAL MATERIAL....
THEY WERE THE DEVS, TESTERS AND PUBLISHER ALL IN
ONE.

THEY WERE THE INDIE DEVELOPERS.



Betamax also provided something simillar:

IN 2010 A CRACK CREATIVE TEAM WAS DISCIPLINED FOR INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. THEY PROMPTLY ESCAPED FROM A MAXIMUM SECURITY CUBICLE FARM TO THE INTERWEB UNDERGROUND. TODAY, STILL WANTED BY KOTCK, THEY SURVIVE AS CODERS OF FORTUNE. IF YOU HAVE A CONCEPT, IF NOONE ELSE CAN HELP, AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM, MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE... THE DEV-TEAM.

I try to keep this blog about gaming, but some things are just so good they need to be shared. First of all, have a quick read of this news article. Don't worry, it's only short.

Here is all I have to say on the subject...

And the lord Bruce said to his disciples “Go forth my children, and look not upon me as an icon, nor a role model, nor an inspiration. Be inspired by not by my tales of one man against many, nor should you be entertained by them. You should instead attend at Westboro Baptist church, whereupon you will be subjected to two hours of hypocrisy at sub zero temperatures, where you will be incited to support the death of thousands of your own people, and venerate the persecution of homosexuals and closed mindedness. Woe my children! Think not of how my message teaches the youth that they should stand up for what is right, regardless of the odds. Think not of how my material entertains millions of adults in its many forms, providing escapism from a life of drudgery. Go now you lost lambs, go unto the cold, limp embrace of the Westboro Baptist church, and learn that regardless of what you think, ‘tis more important to dedicate your life to a two thousand year old message that has been corrupted and perverted by evil men throughout the ages, than to spend some time enjoying a comic book, or a movie, or a television show starring Adam West. Renounce all these things, and not just the shitty Joe Shumaker films, especially that three headed abomination starring George Clooney.”

Thus spake the Lord Bruce, and ended “And you shall know, that my name is THE GOD DAMN BATMAN, when I lay may vengeance upon thee.”